Thursday, December 31, 2009

Many People Look Forward to the New Year for a New Start On Old Habits.

Hello New Year!
Well in a couple of hours!

I have never carried out New Years Resolutions as I already know I have nil self-control and that they will all be broken!


This year is different, it’s my 21st year (or soon will be) of life on this planet and well its about time I had some self control

Here is a list!
I like lists…

  1. Have some self control
  2. Carry out the 8 minute abs routine, everyday
  3. Take a photo everyday,my memory is rubbish so its about time I keep actual evidence : )
  4. Have a takeaway at least once a week!
  5. Go away for weekends and the like
  6. I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. 
  7. I will think of a password other than "password." 
  8. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
  9. I won't worry so much. 
  10. I will cut my hair
  11. I will grow my hair
  12. I will be more imaginative.
  13. My list suddenly looks incredibly hard, hmmm here is some resolutions I would definitely keep!
    1. Spend more time watching TV / movies.
    2. Chat more over phone / Internet.
    3. Read less.
    4. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
    5. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
    6. Procrastinate more.
    7. Drink. Drink some more.
    8. Start being superstitious.
    9. Spend less time at work.
    10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
    11. Take up a new habit: Maybe alcoholism!! 

Overall, I just wanna have another 'ossum year like this one!

Monday, December 28, 2009

What's the Time Mr.Wolf?

Has anyone ever wondered to what extent mobile telephone technology has affected the watch industry? Let's be honest with ourselves, how many of us rely on our mobile's to tell the time? I would never purchase a new watch for timing when my phone has a perfectly good clock. As a sentimental fool, I've taken to wearing one of my mum's watches, really only as an accessory. Eventually, I'll purchase a similar functioning vintage men's watch, hopefully in a sea masters style, off of eBay or some other brilliant place.

Frankly, I'm not one for time. I'm 20, nearly 21. I'm either always early or always late. I wish for a perpetual summer; fuck the changing of the seasons. The only hour of the day that matters is 5:00pm Monday-Friday. I don't like to celebrate birthdays, opting instead to celebrate life.
Duedate? Do dontdate.
And lastly, forget diamonds, it's actually pizza that's forever.
Ofc, schedules are practical, but life is not. If there's one thing I've learned (and stuck by) it's that you'll get there when you get there (physically, emotionally, mentally and spiritually) and, at present, time is all you've got. Tomorrow-tomato is a whole 'nother day, so think patient and wear your watch with a different state of mind.

Love Takes Up Where Knowledge Leaves Off

I hope your Christmas was nice - mine certainly was!

 Yeah, I'm looking at you, Blue/White/Brown Finsk wood wedge Boot. Wanna be friends? I know you do. Why? Well, because we could be great together, of course.

Anyone actually know where to purchase these? I can't find them anywhere, like I'm kind of thinking that I need to call Tom Cruise to try and save me a pair of these shoenicorns.

Ugh, my heart hurts so bad right now. Some people think too much; I think I feel too much.
Paris is love. Let's go.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Giving Taking at Christmas

Father Tim Jones has told his parishioners its okay to shoplift!
Welllll, if a member of the clergy says this, it must be okay!

Just nipping to the shops…
He told the congregation: “My advice, as a Christian priest, is to shoplift. I do not offer such advice because I think that stealing is a good thing, or because I think it is harmless, for it is neither.I would ask that they do not steal from small, family businesses, but from large national businesses, knowing that the costs are ultimately passed on to the rest of us in the form of higher prices. I would ask them not to take any more than they need, for any longer than they need.”

Right so at least there are some boundaries, we wouldn’t want to steal from just anyone!

another 'cock-up' for the church!

The amahzin' Father Tim 'Kleptomanic' Jones.

Monday, December 21, 2009

"Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch."

I officially love the Big Bang Theory and I feel it hasn't been advertised enough
and from this alot of people have been missing outtt!
Buttt, I love it and when I was watching it the other day this thought sprung out at me...

Wolowitz looks like a young Homer!
What another ossum' reason to watch this show.

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors."

All I want for Christmas is...

An Otter!

Awhhhhh liccle cooooooties!

(I wish I was excited for Christmas :(, hopefully soon!)

Saturday, December 19, 2009

"Music Mends Broken Hearts."

"Must you know the truth? This is all for you"
This year has been one for absolute beauts of albums!
My two all time favourites being:

Say Anything - Self Titled

 Max Bemis is one of the cleverest, talentented and most technically accomplished songwriters of this generation; but ofc. All he needs now is to get over his own solipsistic and complusive awareness of self doubt.
Alas, I love it.

AFI - Crash Love

AFI have always been able to change up their style from one album to another. This album takes all of the components of old AFI and mixes them all up to compose a very tight and focused album. As soon as this album starts,I straight away had a feeling that AFI has finally found their perfect sound.
'Torch Song' is factually epic.
Everything from guitar riffs of the intro to the chanting chorus of
"Anything!  I'd tear out my eyes for you my dear."
memorable guitar continues on 'Beautiful Thieves' and 'End Transmission'. It is a lot more focused on the guitar work and the lyrical theme of the album which is that of the downfall of a relationship.

30 Seconds to Mars - This is War and Canterbury - Thankyou
have also caught my attention but not as much as the ones above.
I feel everyone should at least give them a listen.

Ofc, there has been others
but these have stuck in the ol' memory bank.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

The Bone Structure Of The Landscape

Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."  ~Robert Byrne
Generally I don't like snow due to the fact the whole country seems to come to standstill
but today I had fun :)
I factually love the area I live in.
Oh, and my puppy!

Monday, December 14, 2009

The Noble Clan.

Rupert Bearrrr 
This is the newest member of our family and ofc my new love.

He is a lovely 14 week old puppy  
and seriously cuteeee :D
These photos are mainly for Alex as she has not met him yet!

Merry Christmasss :D

Friday, December 11, 2009

Batteries Included.

Two Weeks Until Christmas!

Everywhere I look people are making lists of what they want for Christmas
and what they are going to wearrrr!

I am gonna list what I wanna eat :D
As Christmas is the puuuuurrrrrfec' oppurtunity to eat too much and lounge around watching re-runs :)

A CHICKEN roast dinner is compulsary!
*I don't really like turkey*

Monday, December 07, 2009

Follow That Car!

I officially think I could be a spy...

I am officially in love with the programme spooks and through this I feel I could
Spy It Up with the best of them!

I could be on computers finding out facts and going out on missions.
I could fire a gun and I could keep my cool.

So fair enough, I can't run to save my life as I look like a duck waddling very fast - which may be a pretty huge factor -
I still feel I am the new Spy on the block! AYEEE.

PLUSSS, I would get gadgets.
I like gadgets.

Not even my Mother would recognise!

P.S - Everyone should go and see Law Abiding Citizen. Factually Ossum'.

Saturday, December 05, 2009

" Listen up everybody if you wanna take a chance. Just get on the floor and do the new kids dance"

Messy Girly Wine Night

Is officially on the cards for tomorrow nightttt :)!
Fun times, its been tooooo long since I've had my favourite girlies around lolz

Last time I had wine resulted in a v.messy night...
but I LAVVED it!

Messy nights are always the best, especially when people fill in the blanks!

Heres some memoribilia from last time, ahhhh excited!

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!.....Or just the jodhpur trousers!


I was at a friends and came across an article.
It was about how
jodhpurs or horseriding trousers are in fashion.

You what now?

Why on earth would anyone want to wear theseeee!
I don't understand.
Especially as the average UK dress size is 16 and the average height is 5'4''
In the end all we are going to see is this
minus the pony of courseeee....

Amuuuuzin' Yuh :)