Many People Look Forward to the New Year for a New Start On Old Habits.

Hello New Year!

Well in a couple of hours!

I have never carried out New Years Resolutions as I already know I have nil self-control and that they will all be broken!

BUT…

This year is different, it’s my 21^st year (or soon will be) of life on this planet and well its about time I had some self control

Here is a list!

I like lists…

1. Have some self control
2. Carry out the 8 minute abs routine, everyday
3. Take a photo everyday,my memory is rubbish so its about time I keep actual evidence : )
4. Have a takeaway at least once a week!
5. Go away for weekends and the like
6. I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. 
7. I will think of a password other than "password." 
8. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
9. I won't worry so much. 
10. I will cut my hair
11. I will grow my hair
    
12. I will be more imaginative.
My list suddenly looks incredibly hard, hmmm here is some resolutions I would definitely keep!

1. Spend more time watching TV / movies.
2. Chat more over phone / Internet.
3. Read less.
4. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
5. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
6. Procrastinate more.
7. Drink. Drink some more.
8. Start being superstitious.
9. Spend less time at work.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Take up a new habit: Maybe alcoholism!! 

Overall, I just wanna have another 'ossum year like this one!

What's the Time Mr.Wolf?

Has anyone ever wondered to what extent mobile telephone technology has affected the watch industry? Let's be honest with ourselves, how many of us rely on our mobile's to tell the time? I would never purchase a new watch for timing when my phone has a perfectly good clock. As a sentimental fool, I've taken to wearing one of my mum's watches, really only as an accessory. Eventually, I'll purchase a similar functioning vintage men's watch, hopefully in a sea masters style, off of eBay or some other brilliant place.

Frankly, I'm not one for time. I'm 20, nearly 21. I'm either always early or always late. I wish for a perpetual summer; fuck the changing of the seasons. The only hour of the day that matters is 5:00pm Monday-Friday. I don't like to celebrate birthdays, opting instead to celebrate life.

Duedate? Do dontdate.

And lastly, forget diamonds, it's actually pizza that's forever.

Ofc, schedules are practical, but life is not. If there's one thing I've learned (and stuck by) it's that you'll get there when you get there (physically, emotionally, mentally and spiritually) and, at present, time is all you've got. Tomorrow-tomato is a whole 'nother day, so think patient and wear your watch with a different state of mind.

Love Takes Up Where Knowledge Leaves Off

Hello!

I hope your Christmas was nice - mine certainly was!

 Yeah, I'm looking at you, Blue/White/Brown Finsk wood wedge Boot. Wanna be friends? I know you do. Why? Well, because we could be great together, of course.

Anyone actually know where to purchase these? I can't find them anywhere, like I'm kind of thinking that I need to call Tom Cruise to try and save me a pair of these shoenicorns.

Ugh, my heart hurts so bad right now. Some people think too much; I think I feel too much.

Paris is love. Let's go.

Giving Taking at Christmas

Father Tim Jones has told his parishioners its okay to shoplift!
 
Welllll, if a member of the clergy says this, it must be okay!

Just nipping to the shops…

He told the congregation: “My advice, as a Christian priest, is to shoplift. I do not offer such advice because I think that stealing is a good thing, or because I think it is harmless, for it is neither.I would ask that they do not steal from small, family businesses, but from large national businesses, knowing that the costs are ultimately passed on to the rest of us in the form of higher prices. I would ask them not to take any more than they need, for any longer than they need.”

Right so at least there are some boundaries, we wouldn’t want to steal from just anyone!

OH DEAR

another 'cock-up' for the church!

The amahzin' Father Tim 'Kleptomanic' Jones.

"Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch."

I officially love the Big Bang Theory and I feel it hasn't been advertised enough

and from this alot of people have been missing outtt!

Buttt, I love it and when I was watching it the other day this thought sprung out at me...

Wolowitz looks like a young Homer!

What another ossum' reason to watch this show.

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors."